Brainrot Dealer - Steal a Brainrot Wiki
Overview
The Brainrot Dealer is a Limited machine and/or event that will replace the Witch Fuse on November 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM EST. This new dealer system will release with 10 brainrots and will restock every 30 minutes with new ones for players to purchase.
Important: This is upcoming content that has not yet been added to the game. The information is based on developer announcements and hints, meaning details may be unconfirmed or subject to change.
Basic Information
| Property | Details |
|---|---|
| Name | Brainrot Dealer |
| Image | |
| Status | Upcoming (Not yet released) |
| Type | Limited Machine/Event |
| Release Date | November 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM EST |
| Replaces | Witch Fuse |
| Total Brainrots | 10 brainrots |
| Restock Interval | Every 30 minutes |
| Announcement | November 4, 2025 (Taco Tuesday Admin Abuse) |
Announcement
The Brainrot Dealer was announced on November 4, 2025 during a Taco Tuesday Admin Abuse event via global chat. The announcement revealed that this new machine/event system would replace the Witch Fuse, which has been a key feature for obtaining high-tier brainrots like Headless Horseman.
Key Announcement Details
- Date: November 4, 2025
- Event: Taco Tuesday Admin Abuse
- Method: Global chat announcement
- Replacement: Will immediately replace Witch Fuse from the game
How It Works
Dealer System
The Brainrot Dealer operates as a dealer system with the following mechanics:
- Initial Stock: Releases with 10 brainrots available for purchase
- Restocking: Every 30 minutes, the dealer restocks with new brainrots
- Limited Availability: As a Limited machine/event, it may only be available for a specific time period
- Purchase System: Players can buy brainrots directly from the dealer
Restock Mechanics
- Interval: 30 minutes between restocks
- New Stock: Each restock brings new brainrots to the dealer
- Availability: Brainrots are available for purchase during the restock period
Known Brainrots
The Brainrot Dealer will feature 10 brainrots total. Currently, 8 brainrots have been revealed, with 2 Secret brainrots still unknown:
Confirmed Brainrots
- Cupcake Koala (Rare, $10K, $85/s)
- Doi Doi Do (Epic, TBA, TBA/s)
- Clickerino Crabo (Legendary, TBA, TBA/s)
- Stoppo Luminino (Mythic, TBA, TBA/s)
- Money Money Man
- Noo La Polizia
- Pirulitoita Bicicletaire
- Los Puggies
Unknown Brainrots
- ??? (Secret) - First unknown Secret brainrot
- ??? (Secret) - Second unknown Secret brainrot
Note: The rarities, costs, and income rates for these brainrots have not yet been revealed. More information will be available after the November 8, 2025 release.
Comparison with Witch Fuse
The Brainrot Dealer will replace the Witch Fuse, which has been a key machine for obtaining high-tier brainrots:
Witch Fuse (Previous System)
- Machine Type: Fuse Machine
- Exclusive Brainrot: Headless Horseman (Secret, $150B, $175M/s)
- Obtainment: Machine fusion required
- Status: Will be removed on November 8, 2025
Brainrot Dealer (New System)
- Machine Type: Dealer System
- Total Brainrots: 10 brainrots (including 2 Secret brainrots)
- Obtainment: Direct purchase from dealer
- Restock: Every 30 minutes
- Status: Upcoming, releases November 8, 2025
Strategy and Tips
Preparation
- Save Currency: Prepare currency reserves for the November 8, 2025 release
- Monitor Restocks: The dealer restocks every 30 minutes - plan your purchases accordingly
- Secret Brainrots: Two Secret brainrots will be available - save significant currency for these
- Limited Time: As a Limited machine/event, availability may be time-restricted
During the Event
- Check Restocks: Visit the dealer every 30 minutes to see new brainrots
- Prioritize Secrets: The 2 Secret brainrots will likely be the most valuable
- Quick Purchases: Other players will also be competing for brainrots
- Currency Management: Manage your currency to afford the brainrots you want
Timeline
- November 4, 2025: Brainrot Dealer announced during Taco Tuesday Admin Abuse
- November 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM EST: Brainrot Dealer releases and replaces Witch Fuse
- Ongoing: Dealer restocks every 30 minutes with new brainrots
Trivia
- Announcement Method: Announced via global chat during a Taco Tuesday Admin Abuse event
- Replacement: Will immediately replace the Witch Fuse from the game
- Dealer System: First dealer-based machine/event system in Steal a Brainrot
- Restock Mechanics: Unique 30-minute restock interval for continuous availability
- Secret Brainrots: Features 2 unknown Secret brainrots that will be revealed on release
- Limited Status: Marked as Limited, suggesting time-restricted availability
- 10 Brainrots Total: The largest single machine/event brainrot collection
Related Machines and Events
Other Machines
- Fuse Machine - Standard fusion machine
- Craft Machine - Crafting system
- Witch Fuse - Previous machine (will be replaced)
Related Events
- Taco Tuesday Admin Abuse - Event where Brainrot Dealer was announced
- Halloween Events - Previous seasonal events
- 1x1x1x1 Ritual Event - Other major event system
External Links
Note: The Brainrot Dealer is upcoming content that has not yet been released. All information is based on developer announcements and may be subject to change. The dealer will replace the Witch Fuse on November 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM EST and will feature 10 brainrots (8 confirmed, 2 unknown Secret brainrots) that restock every 30 minutes. This new dealer system represents a significant change to the game's machine mechanics, moving from a fusion-based system (Witch Fuse) to a direct purchase dealer system. Players should prepare currency reserves and monitor the dealer's restock schedule to obtain the brainrots they want, especially the 2 Secret brainrots that will be available. 🎰🔄